Power Pros Forum

Granted, but Jon Singelton is traded and Jon Singelton hits 100 HRs in a season, while your's only hits 30 HRs

I wish the Phillies ate popcorn for dinner, lunch, and breakfast

Granted. But they eat time travel popcorn. They then travel to the future, aquire PEDs we have never dreamed of and win the WS five years in s row.

I wish it was June 1st 2013 again

Granted, but after the first time it will be June 1st on Earth 660

I wish I was on Earth 660.

Granted, but Sadie's boyfriend comes with you.

I wish the Star Wars prequels were never made.

Granted, but this causes no more movies to come out.

I wish I was on Earth-616 and got to kill the other me.

Granted, but you die on your return to earth

I wish my TV didnt reset

Granted, but everything else in your house does instead

I wish I could get well done versions of Trout and Goldschmidt on my Wii without searching for/entering passwords


a la Tevin Coleman?

Granted, but then your data corrutpes.

I wish I knew how to spell.

Granted, you can spell any Polish word perfectly. Unfortunately, you don't know any Polish words.

I wish school wasn't about to start again

Granted, but now there is no school anywhere because China has made everyone slaves.

I wish Donald Trump won and was alive for two terms of his presidency.

Granted, Donald Trump becomes president of Luxomburg

I wish upon a star

Granted. But that's no star, it's a space station.

I wish my dog could come into bars with me.

Granted, he drinks you broke

I wish my Brushback Baseball team would win the AAA2 championship this season

Granted. They win the championship and your team is rewarded with the power to become real men. They do so and then take over your house.

I wish for a nice boat.

Granted. You take it out for a test, but then get stuck in the middle of nowhere with no communication and it capsizes.

I wish R.A. Dickey was still a Met.