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Granted, but he continues his success of a 99.99 ERA

I wish for a better camera

Granted, but you drop it trying to take pictures of passwords

I wish my computer was faster

Granted, it can now run 40 miles per hour and you can't catch it when you want to use it

I wish for I was the Batman

This is incomprehensible, Brewers and I refuse to grant or corrupt your wish.

I wish my pal Brewers could speak english

Granted, but you no longer can

I wish I wasn't coughing so much

Wow Paul, thank you sooooo much. You sacrificing your ability to speak, for my sake, is heart warming.

Granted, enjoy 1 less cough than you were originally meant 4

I wish I was the Batman

Granted, but people constantly make fun of you for saying "the Batman" just like they do with "the Ohio State University"

I wish my hands weren't so dry

Yeah but then I kick their ass cuz I'm Batman

Enjoy this free sample of cinnamon anal lube for your hands it might help



I wish people would stop making fun of me for saying The Batman.

Granted, they make fun of you for everything else instead

I wish I had more than two red pens

and that's alright cuz I'm Batman

Granted, enjoy your new red shock pen that doesn't even actually write

I wish I could ascend into heaven

Granted, but the gates are closed

I wish I had a JPPY game

Granted, it's JPPY 1981 and it only works on the Atari 2600

I wish the Stars would stop losing

Granted, but Jamie Benn and Patrick Sharp get injured.

I wish I could hang out with John Boyega.

Granted, but you're both hanging from a cliff.

I wish Zack Wheeler hit 4 home runs this season.

Granted, but there in the minor leagues

I wish Hoyer didn't suck