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Granted, but they are actually poisonous and die.

I wish for the first post of this year to be better than it was.

Granted, but it's an LGM log update

I wish Chewbacca was real

Granted, but because Han Solo is dead he goes crazy and kills everyone.

I wish Han Solo didn't die.

*(censored)* you mang

I don't get what's wrong.

granted, he eats a mayo sandwich instead

I wanna mayo sandwich

I will corrupt your wish with my 1000th post.
Granted, but the mayo sandwich has only a smidgen of mayo and poisionous.

I wish this wasn't my 1000th post.

Granted, it's your 998th meaningless post, and those are the ones that count.

I wish you left the forums

Granted, but then I come back as Darkshade.

I wish I wasn't watching something horrible on TV.
NOTE: WHY AM I AN ALL STAR OF ALL PEOPLE

Granted. But now you have to go camping forever.
NOTE on your NOTE: pump the brakes Jungfu.

I wish I had more socks.

Granted. You're caught having multiple sock accounts and get banned from the forums.

I wish that the Mets could sign Justin Upton

Granted, but Justin Upton strikes out everytime he gets an at-bat.

I wish GoTwins told me the meaning of life.

Granted, but you can't handle it and hide in exile

I wish the Texans won the Super Bowl

Granted. But then they turn off Madden and go to bed.

I wish Marcus Mariota was good

Granted, but then he is caught using PED's

I wish the Astros would get a 1B