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Granted, they taste and smell like rotten eggs.

I wish for a baseball jersey

Granted, but you go swimming and it gets ruined

I wish my team in OOTP would actually perform up to their standards

Nobody want to read your shitty RPG Agent. Gawd! /s

Granted. They go 62-100. As expected for the Lastros

I wish the prospects in my Expos log all become really good and stay for their entire careers

Granted, and oh, they stay- on the DL

I wish my Mariners team would play up to standards

Granted. They go 1-161. As expected.

I wish the prospects in my Expos log all become really good, never get injured, and stay for their entire careers

Granted. Your save file corrupts before you have a chance to win the World Series.

I wish for world hunger to end.

Granted, but that means less food for Vince Wilfork

I was a great baseball players loved by everybody

jk I wish that I was stronger

Granted. You can now lift 16 pounds instead of the 15 you could before.

I wish Jon Lester would have been a Red Sox player for life

Granted, but in his age 85 season, he posts a 243.00 ERA in ten starts before keeling over on the mound.

I wish it was easier to come up with things to wish for

I'm okay with this

Granted. You can now only wish for fried chicken. See? Wasn't that easy?

I wish people cared about me

Granted, they care about you because you are the #1 criminal. They hunt you down and kill you.

As per Skittles' request, I wish for fried chicken.

I'm okay with this

Granted. The chicken is incredibly burned and horribly seasoned. But you eat it anyways because you paid $10 for that shitty chicken and you'll be damned if you don't get your money's worth.

I wish Sharknado was actually a good movie

Granted, but Sharknado 3 through 20 are absolutely awful, and you are locked in a room watching all twenty non-stop for the rest of your life

I wish for fried chicken

Granted, but it gives you food poisoning, and you throw up so much that you die.


I wish the Rangers would win the World Series in the next 5 years

Granted. The New York Rangers switch to baseball and win the World Series after five years. I imagine this would happen in a coming-of-age buddy comedy film starring Adam Sandler

I wish this website was mainly green instead of blue