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Granted, Florida is en-gulfed(Get it? Like it becomes part of the GULF of Mexico? ) by a massive flood and put under water for eternity.

I wish I didn't have to do whatever I'm supposed to do on Monday.

Granted you become Bruno Mars because your lazy

I wish I was Mr. Goldman from mlb power pros

Granted, you're trapped in a video game that only a few people play

I wish PPJ would continue his Blue Jays log

Granted, you can never wish again on this thread because you didn't wish for GRILLED chicken

I wish I was a moderator on this forum

Granted but we all migrate to a new forum on which you are banned

I wish my OOTP team would go a year without half my key players getting hurt

Granted, but a quarter of your key players get hurt.

I wish that women's mood swings didn't follow a lunar calendar.

BTW, Corrupt-A-Wish 3 deleted, because WTF?

Granted. Women's moods swings are now completely unpredictable and irrational. Looks like nothing has changed.

I wish Dazmon Cameron will become an elite MLB OF and make the HOF

Granted, he does so while spending his entire career in a Rays, Jays, Orioles, or Yankees uniform

I wish for a pretzel

Granted, now your in yoga class.

I wish for a pot o' gold.

Granted, but it's Fool's gold and isn't worth anything.

I wish the girls in my class were pretty, selfless, and were actually into guys.

Granted, but they're interested in everybody except you.

I wish all school buses were purple and green instead of yellow

Wait are the girls in your class all lesbians?

They could just not be into either

Granted, it costs more money to change the paint color and taxes are raised.

I wish for a chocolate cupcake.

Granted, you lose all your taste buds upon eating it.

I wish I could travel through time, without getting stuck or affecting anything that happened in the past.