The Scranton Stranglers: A team of many groups.
Many people say that if you walked into the clubhouse of the Stranglers you wouldn't think they were a team because of all the tension between all the groups. the Paul, John, George, Ringo group didn't really like all the arrogant Latin American players like Azul Abuela, but kind of like Jaggers group and Bono's group and thought Chris was pretty cool. Bono, and The Edge didn't really like Reginald McLeary because they thought he was a snotty englishmen. The already proven pros didn't like all the new guys, and Jagger, Richards, Jones, and Watts they didn't really like anybody, but they didn't hate anybody Kennedy seemed cool, but he'd have to go through initiation and McCartney, Lennon, Harrison, and Starr were pretty cool, so were Bono and the Edge.
Uniforms
Kennedy:Come on guys you gotta think its pretty cool that the owner is letting us pick the uniforms he said we could even pick a team song.
Jagger:I think he's just lazy.
McCartney: I agree.
Kennedy: But guys he even made a commitee of the coolest guys on the team. Am I right?
Lennon: No.
Richards: Lets just get it over with.
*Starr and Harrison nod in agreement*
After a lot of arguing things reached a boiling point when Jagger tried to set Kennedy's idea on fire as Kennedy ran away he ran into a doorknob and got a black eye for the second straight day. They went with Kennedy's idea of green and black anyway as for the team song here it is.
Lazy Scranton
Kennedy overheard Mick Jagger complainig again, this time about the city, and confronted him giving him a lecture and adding at the end " Besides Pennsylvania is where it's at!"
Kennedy is now friends with Paul, John, George, Ringo and Mick Jagger thinks he is cool.
To Be Continued
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