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 Post subject: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 2:07 pm 
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Hey guys, here is a thread where you can post your good/funny/bad/horrible jokes abiut baseball. I guess I'll start.
During a Texas Rangers game, Elvis Andrus is seriously injured running down the first base line and is taken out of the game. He is taken to a near-by hospital, where he is cleared of any injury. What does the Rangers' PA Announcer say?

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 2:19 pm 
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LetsGoMets77 wrote:
Hey guys, here is a thread where you can post your good/funny/bad/horrible jokes abiut baseball. I guess I'll start.
During a Texas Rangers game, Elvis Andrus is seriously injured running down the first base line and is taken out of the game. He is taken to a near-by hospital, where he is cleared of any injury. What does the Rangers' PA Announcer say?


"Your attention please, now at shortstop, number nine, Adam Rosales. Rosales at shortstop." :razz:

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 3:23 pm 
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Here's a good one: http://www.baseball-reference.com/playe ... &year=2011

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 3:46 pm 
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During a New York Mets game, Matt Harvey is seriously injured after throwing a wild pitch that goes all the way to the backstop and is taken to a nearby hospital, and is imdefinately out the whole season. What does the PA announcer say?

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 4:03 pm 
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LetsGoMets77 wrote:
Hey guys, here is a thread where you can post your good/funny/bad/horrible jokes abiut baseball. I guess I'll start.
During a Texas Rangers game, Elvis Andrus is seriously injured running down the first base line and is taken out of the game. He is taken to a near-by hospital, where he is cleared of any injury. What does the Rangers' PA Announcer say?


"Your attention please, now at shortstop, number nine, Adam Rosales. Rosales at shortstop." :razz:
That was funny. Adam Rosales's face is funny. But the answer is, boo me all you want, Elvis has left the building. :D

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 4:04 pm 
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During a New York Mets game, Matt Harvey is seriously injured after throwing a wild pitch that goes all the way to the backstop and is taken to a nearby hospital, and is imdefinately out the whole season. What does the PA announcer say?
Now coming onto pitch for your New York Mets, pitcher, number 46, the man who appears in your nightmares, Oliver Perez!

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 4:04 pm 
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I don't get it.

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 4:06 pm 
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What is Ambiorix Burgos really good at?

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 4:07 pm 
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What is Ambiorix Burgos really good at?

This is one of those multiple choice questions I see.
A. Blowing leads
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B. Escaping Murder charges?

I choose B

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 4:10 pm 
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Nope. The hit-and-run

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 4:10 pm 
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Nope. The hit-and-run
Lol

Here's one PP27,

When was K-Rod the most accurate during his Mets career?

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 4:12 pm 
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When he punched a wall

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 4:13 pm 
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When he punched a wall

Close.

It was when he punched his father-in-law in 2010.

Here's one

What will Paul Konerko be remembered for?

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 4:14 pm 
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Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 4:17 pm 
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Here's one: how does Luis Castillo spend New Year's Eve?

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