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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 4:18 pm 
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Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Yeah I guess. He was that other guy that retired last year with Derek Jeter!!! OMG JETER GREATEST OF ALL TIME!!!! OMG JEETS CLUTCH #JETER

What was the greatest thing the Rockies ever did for Todd Helton?

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 4:19 pm 
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Give him Matt Holliday to lead him to a WS :lol: Kidding, love ya Todd

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 4:20 pm 
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Here's one: how does Luis Castillo spend New Year's Eve?

A: He drops the ball (BOOOOO YOU SUCK)

B: He looks back on his .210 average the year before

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 4:21 pm 
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Give him Matt Holliday to lead him to a WS :lol: Kidding, love ya Todd

No, the gifts they gave him when he retired

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 4:22 pm 
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Power Pros 27 wrote:
Here's one: how does Luis Castillo spend New Year's Eve?

A: He drops the ball (BOOOOO YOU SUCK)

Hehe

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Sat May 23, 2015 4:24 pm 
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Power Pros 27 wrote:
Give him Matt Holliday to lead him to a WS :lol: Kidding, love ya Todd

No, the gifts they gave him when he retired

Heeeeeyyyyy

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2015 1:04 am 
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During an Oakland A's Marcus Semein hurts his shoulder on yet another bad throw and is hurt. What does the PA Announcer say?

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2015 9:23 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2015 10:58 am 
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Coors Field 8)

But seriously, what?

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Sun May 24, 2015 11:32 am 
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Coors Field 8)

But seriously, what?

Adam Waingwright's curveball in the '06 NLCS.

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 3:10 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 4:25 pm 
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The Philadelphia Phillies
Fun fact: Ruben Amaro Jr. still thinks that it's 2008.

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 5:28 pm 
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He is 3 for 38 now LGM

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 7:34 pm 
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He is 3 for 38 now LGM

Thanks, gotta keep it updated lol

I think Kirk Nieuwenhuis' BA is the funniest baseball joke ever

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Jokes
PostPosted: Mon May 25, 2015 8:22 pm 
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Yet you didn't update it

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