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I wish to learn to play simyard.

Granted, but you sucked at it.

I wish i had a winning record in SY and an SoS over 50%.

Granted but no.

I wish mlb power pros have online play.

Granted but also no. (two can play at that game, that is not the point)

I wish my family would stop bothering me about my OCD.

Granted, bit then you get a B.O. problem and they bother you about that.
I wish my back would stop hurting.

Granted but then the rest of your body starts hurting worse.

I wish the sky was falling.

Granted but because technically the sky and uoter space are the same thing and outer space is infinite then the sky in infinite it will therefore be falling forever thus never really hitting the ground.

Oh, and I wish for sensible wishes from everybody.

Granted but i hope its true

i wish that i can read people's mind.

Granted but then you can't remember anything.

Granted, but some new idiot starts making stupid wishes.
I wish chinese food tastes better when you recook it.

Granted, but it takes like poop fresh-made and like grass re-cooked
I wish 9/11 didn't happen. (RIP to those who died )

Granted, but 9/12 happened.

I wish, i wish, i was a fish.

Granted and I ate you.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner. That is what I really want to be. I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner. And all the world would be in love with me!