Power Pros Forum

(see the original Corrupt-A-Wish for details)

Basic guidelines:
First person wishes something.
Next person says "Granted, but..." and corrupts the wish. Then makes wish of their own.
continue...

Example:
1: I wish I had a hamburger.
2: Granted, but it's poisoned. I wish I had a million dollars.
3 (or maybe 1): Granted, but they're counterfeit and you're arrested. I wish...

I shall start.

I wish the Rangers got Jamie Moyer in free agency.

Granted, but he dies of old age before he pitches.

I wish Power Pros returned to the U.S.

Granted. It's in Japanese.

I wish I could think of something to do.

Granted. It's thinking of something to do.

I wish for for incorruptible wish of a Power Pros game to return to the states, be in English, and be as good as the first two combined.

Wrong. It was transferring/adding data on my MSC players to my computer.



Granted. I buy all of them, and don't share.

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I wish I had a dog.

Granted. It eats you alive.

I wish I weren't utterly bored.

Granted, you're dead.

I wish I had cake.

Granted. It's a lie.

I wish I had pie.

Granted, but it's poisonous pie.

I wish that there was a Five Guys right next to my house.

Granted. There's now a group of five sweaty, overweight guys right next to your house. And you can smell them.

I wish 0 equaled 4.

Granted. 0 doesn't and will never equal 4.

(I love Five Guys!)

I wish I could have EpicMealTime cook for me every day.

Granted, you die of diabetes and age 14.

I wish I could sing.

Granted. Your awful singing is released to the world, no one likes you, and you get made fun of a lá Rebecca Black.

I wish my computer could run the internet without lag.

Granted, but that allows internet creepers to find you faster.

I wish I could throw the Happyball.