Dogs-Getting Ready to Chew Through the NPB

ZeroGibson13 · **Posted:** Mon Oct 29, 2012 8:45 pm

The mom, she died from reversing the surgery though, right?

MrLiamcar · **Posted:** Mon Oct 29, 2012 8:45 pm

OK, she was a basketball player

ZeroGibson13 · **Posted:** Mon Oct 29, 2012 8:46 pm

Ok, thanks for clearing that up, I wasn't sure

MrLiamcar · **Posted:** Mon Oct 29, 2012 8:46 pm

I edited it in

MrLiamcar · **Posted:** Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:44 pm

May 4, 2011

Hashimoto: Hey Carr! I hear you don't remember anything. I might know a guy that can help.

Carr: Really?!?!

Hashimoto: Yeah, he has helped a lot of my friends. Legend says he has...magic. They call him the dark one. His name is Rumpelstiltskin.

Carr: Who? Is that name greek or something? Ha it is a funny name. Rumpelstiltskin...ha

Hashimoto: They say he has done a lot of horror, but also a lot of good.

Carr: Well, do you think he can help me?

Hashimoto: We will see.

2 hours later

Hashimoto: Hey Rumpelstiltskin!

Rumpelstiltskin: Hi deary do I know you?

Hashimoto: Well not personally, but you have helped my friends. I need you to help my friend here. His name is Carr. He has lost his memory.

Rumpelstiltskin: Hi deary. You know magic always comes with a price. I want your shirt. Spit on it first though.

Carr: What-I mean yes Dark One.

Rumpelstiltskin: Thanks deary. Now lie here, and I will do my best.

Carr: Ok, thanks.

2 hours later

Carr: Wow I remember everything! Thanks so m- Hey where did he go?

AnthonyP · **Posted:** Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:52 pm

Weird...

TO BE CONTINUED?

MrLiamcar · **Posted:** Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:55 pm

Yes everything is to be continued unless I say the end

MrLiamcar · **Posted:** Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:20 pm

May 4, 2011

Bill: I will find that little son of a bitch Goodjob, and get my jo-wait I can play now. Maybe my Dad will be the mana-no he hates baseball.

I will just put a sign up. Maybe someone will call.

1 hour later

Ring Ring Ring

Bill: Hello?

???: Hi I saw your sign I wanted to be the manager.

Bill: Sorry but this is a mans job.

???: Oh I can do it. How hard can it be?

Bill: Ok I will give you a shot. What's your name?

???: Karen Goodjob...Goodjob...Goodjob... Hello? Are you there?

Bill: Umm yeah, you wouldn't happen to know a Dr. Goodjob do you?

Karen: Uh N-No I don't.

TO BE CONTINUED

ZeroGibson13 · **Posted:** Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:23 pm

His daughter! :shock:

The FAT girl. Dun dun dun dun

AnthonyP · **Posted:** Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:23 pm

DUN DUN DUN!!!

Uh oh, we gotta Goodjob on the phone.

MrLiamcar · **Posted:** Tue Oct 30, 2012 5:54 pm

May 4, 2011

Karen: I am ready for my first game Bill.

Bill: Good, and don't call me Bill. I kinda like the name Carr.

Karen: OK Carr, so what is happening. What sport are we playing?

Bill: *Face palm...Ummm baseball Karen!

Look over this list of the team please...
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Starting Pitchers:

1. Dishnetkid: 151 km/h, C CTRL, A STAM, 5 CB, 2 SLD, 1 FORK
Personality: He thinks he is hot stuff, but really he kinda is hot stuff.
Known for: Strike out king

2. Liam: 149 km/h, D CTRL, C STAM, 6 FORK, 3 CHG
Personality: Shy, but will do what you tell him to do.
Known for: No Hitter

3. Cabrera: 150 km/h, E CTRL, A STAM, 7 FORK, 2 SCB
Personality: He likes to goof off.
Known for: Dat Fork Ball

4. AgentP: 136 km/h, C CTRL, B STAM, 2SFB, 4 FORK, 3 CB, 2 SLD
Personality: Shy, and go's with his friends
Known for: Changes his speeds well

5. Santana: 150 km/h, C CTRL, A STAM, 2 CB, 5 CCHG
Personality: He doesn't talk much because he speaks spanish, and nobody else speaks spanish on the team.
Known for: Pitched the first no hitter in Mets history in 2010 for the MLB

6. Kidokoro: 140 km/h, D CTRL, A STAM, 5 SLD, 1 FORK
Personality: Weird
Known for: First baseball prodigy ever in the NPB

Relief Pitchers:

Okazaki: 147 km/h, C CTRL, D STAM, 5 Slurve, 4 Cutter

Hirano: 150 km/h, S CTRL, E STAM, 2 SFF, 2 Slurve

Redsox: 144 km/h, A CTRL, B STAM, 4 FORK, 1 CB, 1 SLD

Saka: 147 km/h, F CTRL, C STAM, 4 SLD, 2 CHG

mrsims31: 165 km/h, F CTRL, F STAM, 3 SFF

I think you know what I think about the bullpen...

Closer:

Rivera: 155 km/h, A CTRL, D STAM, 7 Cutter, 2SFB
Personality: Likes helping people
Known for: Dat cutter

Catchers:

Harper: 3, E, B, C, A, E, E, 2nd Position 3rd, 2nd Position Outfield
Personality: N/A
Known for: injury prone

MrErik: 2, C, C, E, A, A, A
Personality: Quiet
Known for: Coming in for Harper

1st Baseman:

Fielder: 4, B, A, E, D, D, C
Personality: Nice, but has his moments
Known for: Hitting ability

Zero: 3, A, C, D, B, C, A
Personality: Very nice
Known for: Has one homer, but that one homer left the stadium

2nd Baseman:

Sekimoto: 2, D, D, D, C, A, C
Personality: He never talks
Known for: N/A

MaxDSterling: 4, B, C, A, C, C, B, 2nd Position 3rd, 2nd Position Short
Personality: Very funny
Known for: His talent for hitting triples

Shortstop:

Billy Hamilton: 2, D, F, S, C, C, E
Personality: Shy, but quick
Known for: Dat speed

AnthonyP: 3, A, C, B, B, A, A
Personality: Bummed he isn't starting
Known for: Fielding is his best

3rd Baseman:

Miggy: 3, S, A, E, C, E, E, 2nd Position 1st
Personality: Does whatever his friends tell him to do
Known for: Triple crown in 2010 for MLB

Outfielders:

Carr: 3, B, A, S, B, A, B
You know me

PPJ: 2, B, D, C, C, A, S
Personality: Quiet
Known for: Great fielding skills

PPF31: 3, B, E, A, S, C, D
Personality: Really funny and nice
Known for: Needs help with hitting. Tries to hit with power even though he has no power.

DS: 4, A, A, A, F, F, F
Personality: He practices too much trying to beat Hashimoto
Known For: Can't field to save his life

Beast: 3, B, A, B, B, B, B
Personality: Does whatever you tell him to do
Known For: He can DO whatever you tell him to do

Hashimoto: 4, F, S, D, A, C, E
Personality: Thinks he is the best
Known for: Homerun king
______________________________________

Karen: What am I supposed to do with this?

Bill: *face palm Use it to make the lineups...

Karen: What is a lineup?

Bill: Are you for real? A lineup is the place in which you bat, and where you field.

Karen: Oh OK, I get it.

ZeroGibson13 · **Posted:** Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:02 pm

Yay! My only HR left the stadium!

Powerprosfan31 · **Posted:** Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:03 pm

I should probably stop trying to hit for power if I lack power

dishnet34 · **Posted:** Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:08 pm

MrLiamcar wrote:

Personality: He thinks he is hot stuff, but really he kinda is hot stuff.

That should be my next facebook status. Seriously.

MrLiamcar · **Posted:** Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:09 pm

Powerprosfan31 wrote:

I should probably stop trying to hit for power if I lack power

I know, but I have a habit using the big swing

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